There’s something about astro photography that’s frustrating—everything. Take last night for example. I had all good intentions for getting the Milky Way arched over a favorite tree in the Cuyahoga Valley National Park. I take lots of images of this tree, but never with the Milky Way in the shot. Last night sky conditions were about as good as it gets here in northeast Ohio. I’ll skip the part of the story where the three dudes approached me (at 10pm in total darkness), armed with a mirrorless point-and-shoot camera, saying they were heading back into the woods to get some pictures of owls. Could I give them some tips on how to do it? (These guys were straight out of the movie, Listers, cast.) I really didn’t want to disappoint them since they were all bigger than me. (In the background did I hear banjo music?) I gave them my top-10 astro photo tips for finding owls in the dark. Really?
So, trying not to laugh, I got them on their way and concentrated on the task at hand. My first target with the SeeStar scope was going nowhere so I switched over to the Pinwheel Galaxy, aka M 101. For whatever heavenly reason, the SeeStar was collecting more rejects than good images and I ended with 105 rejects and 102 keepers. Bundled up the images looks like this:

For the primary target, the Milky Way, I finished with more strangeness. I did not realize that as the night progressed and the sky darkened, the “light dome” of the city of Akron would ruin the shot. Grrrrr. This is what 19 images stacked up looks like. If you squint a little and look to the right of the tree, you can see something that resembles the Milky Way. That’s about as good as it gets in northeast Ohio.

So, for the fun of it, and because I haven’t made any star trails lately, I pointed the camera south (you’re supposed to point the camera north, Clyde) and let it run off 306 images that I had to stack this morning. Yawnnnn.

And here’s yer bonus image of the night. Ever wonder what it looks like when a lightning bug lands in the middle of a 14mm lens—and blinks? Here it is:








